About the Sacred Order of the Sassy Cat


We are the Sacred Order of the Sassy Cat. Our mission is to shape the world, to better it, by harnessing the disarming power of cutesy bullshit and sassiness. We meow, we purr, we nap, and we cuddle, for this is our arsenal, the fuel of our great war machine. Those who stand in our way shall capitulate or they shall be crushed. We know no mercy.

May our battle cry purge this land of all those whose dark hearts seek to corrupt it!

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May it unite us!

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Contact the Sassy Cat Commander to join the fight!

Alpha Chapter

The Alpha Chapter is the founding cell of the organization. 
Member pages.